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Does your fur friend need a special WIDE COLLAR? Our "TALKING GUARDIAN" collar boasts a ton of features! Strong, waterproof, easy clean, military grade quick release Raptor clip and unbelievably attractive! The 1.5" width beta BioThane® is waterproof, stinkproof, 1,500lbs. tensile strength and made in the USA. Highly customizable to your liking with your choice of one of our snarky messages. We lovingly hand-craft each collar right here in the USA.

Statments on these collars can be changed with screws. Handles and flat panels are interchangeable. So, if you were to order a flat panel now and decide later that a handle would be useful, you can just order a replacement handle later. This system allows you to change statements for holidays, special occasions or just for fun! 
Choose your 1.5" main color.
Choose your 1" color. (Used for side connectors & handle / flat panel)
Choose your hardware & size.

*Please Note*
*If you plan to swap statements, please know that black screws can be difficult to change and we suggest ordering silver or brass hardware.

*Screwdriver not included.
*This collar is not intended for tie out.
*Dogs wearing collars with handles should be supervised to ensure the collar does not get caught on anything.


1.5" WIDE Color
Connectors & Handle or Flat Panel Color
    Measure around the neck area they will wear the collar.
    Don't forget to add a couple of fingers extra room so your buddy can breathe!
    Collars have a sliding adjuster with a 4" range.
    Order the size where your dog falls toward the center.
    Ex: Dog wears an 18" collar, order the fits size 16-20"
    This gives you room to adjust up or down.
    Slide the ajustment buckle to the place on the collar that fits your dog. This adjustment may seem a little snug, but it's necessary to keep the sizing in place once you set it. Some buckles may have 2 slides to keep things snug.
    **Please note that the end to end measurement of your collar will measure longer than the "fit" size you order. This is to account for the thickness and width of the collar.**

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